Paken Iskandar: November 2008

Man City 0 United 1

Cristiano Ronaldo was sent off for the second time in a Manchester derby, but Wayne Rooney’s first-half strike was enough to hand United all three points at Eastlands.

Ronaldo’s two yellow cards – the second for a bizarre deliberate handball – meant the Reds had to play the last 22 minutes with 10 men. But City didn’t threaten until stoppage time and United held on to claim a deserved derby-day win.City struggled to clear a bouncing ball inside the penalty area and when it broke to Michael Carrick the midfielder lashed a left-footed shot across Hart towards the far corner. The City goalkeeper did well to keep out the shot, but could only palm the ball to Rooney, who side-footed home from two yards.

Rooney Goal

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Absolutely thrilling and mysterious creepyness. You can only get on between 6pm and 6am, but if you can’t wait try setting your clock to a different timezone.There's different stages to go through, very nice implementation of interaction although the NumbersSection was kinda hard to pass... "you not only should to LOOK and what's on the walls but also LISTEN to what the voices are saying. And unfortunately there is no one answer- the code is completely randomized! They couldn't just make it easy- you've probably seen that creepy guy come for you 100 times! ahh!" (Definitely worth putting in the phone number. :)

1) become genuinely interested in people
2) smile
3) remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language
4) be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves
5) talk in terms of the other person's interest
6) make the other person feel important

He was the first to show the feminine side of footballer..wearing the New Mercurial lV Rosa and score for Arsenal against Dynamo Kyiv..what a debut

It was that man with three minutes to go that grabbed the headlines with three minutes to go. Cesc Fabregas Arsenal’s new captain hit a fabulous long ball over the top, Bendtner took it in his stride and thundered it home. Bendtner Goal vs Dynamo Kyiv

Name:	Rory Delap
Nationality:	Rep of Ireland
Date of Birth:	06/07/1976
Height:	6' 0" (183cm)
Weight:	11st 10lbs (74.45kg)
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Clubs:	Carlisle, Sunderland, Southampton, Derby County
Position:	Midfielder

The man behind these incredible throw-ins is of course Rory Delap, and now 12 games deep in the season, he is responsible for seven of the Potters’ goals. The human sling-shot has now amazingly been headhunted to compete as a javelin thrower in the 2012 London Olympics by Athletics Ireland. The Republic of Ireland international was a schoolboy javelin champ, but bizarrely chose to pursue a career in football instead…has he not seen the javelin WAGs??.Say what you want about Stoke and their tactics, but ultimately the history books will show that they beat Arsenal. What people have to understand is that, to survive, all teams must play to their strengths, and if you had a weapon like Delap’s throw in your locker then you’d be mad to not use it. To call him just a catapult does Delap a real disservice though, and anyone who watched the extended highlights over the weekend will realize that he, and Stoke as a whole, can actually play football too. On Saturday, he not only set-up both goals, but he was literally everywhere for 95 minutes, crowding the Arsenal midfield in possession and distributing the ball with class.

Here a video tribute to Rory Delap "The Missile Launcher"

United are safely through to the last 16 of the Champions League - but the battle for top spot with fellow qualifiers Villarreal will continue into December after a fourth successive stalemate between the sides.

Sir Alex Ferguson’s line-up at El Madrigal showed five changes from the side that started Saturday’s 0-0 draw at Aston Villa. Nani and Darren Fletcher replaced Ji-sung Park and Ryan Giggs in midfield, and Anderson also came in at the expense of a striker, Carlos Tevez. At the back, Tomasz Kuszczak deputised for Edwin van der Sar and Jonny Evans was given another chance to impress alongside Rio Ferdinand, with Nemanja Vidic rested.

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Odd Couple

I Maybe not smart, but at least it looks so.

At last, the truth is known.

Nice Catch

Yeah, i'm in a change-up.

The real chicken burger.haha

Is there any diet food?

We all know cats do not like water.

Dog with a black head and a white body..

I am a superhero.

New way of rabbit hunting..nice fox.

Nicholas Sarkozy.President Of France.lol

Meanest dog ever..

So cute..

The real catfish.

Some are easy, some are not..is it?

Wow! A Porsche covered with gold, this is something we don’t see often on the road.Check it out..

Have you heard the Hotel California song, from The Eagles ?

Welcome to the Hotel California.
Such a lovely place. Such a lovely face.
There’s plenty of room at the Hotel California.

Any time of year, You can find it here.

Well, it just happen that I found the Real Hotel California!

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United failed to close the gap at the top of the Barclays Premier League after being held to a frustrating goalless draw at Aston Villa.

The Reds dictated play for long spells but were unable to make the decisive breakthrough, with Wayne Rooney spurning the best chance midway through the second half.While a point may not be the worst result away at a top-four side, it meant the champions were unable fully to take advantage of slips-up by Liverpool and Chelsea earlier in the day.

Franck Ribery starring in "Superlight, Supersonic", as "Pink Panther"...

Arsenal’s Nicholas Bendtner will become the first player to sport the Berry in a Premier League game, when the Gunners face Manchester City at Eastlands.However, names that have been bandied about include Andrei Arshavin, Marco Materazzi and Milan Baros.

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Seorang penjual 'vacum cleaner' menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan. Belum sempat wanita tuan rumah itu berkata sepatah pun, dia menghamburkan segala macam kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu. "Puan, saya yakin akan kemampuan mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekelip mata. Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal, saya bersedia memakannya," kata jurujual dengan penuh yakin. "Kalau begitu," kata wanita tersebut, "Mulailah makan. Rumah kami belum ada eletrik."

This boy is right..the questions wrong..

Dad: When I beat you, you never get angry.. How you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning the toilet..

Dad: How does it satisfy you?

Son: I use your toothbrush to brush the toilet..

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. Wwo. Gdo si d greatest!!!

Kenapa gadis melayu menjadi sasaran jin?

Bomoh : Kenapa gadis Melayu jadi sasaran kau wahai syaitan yang direjam???"

Dengan menarik nafas panjang, si syaitan pun menjawab..

"Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan Tak Menarik Hati, Tiada Memikat", "Kalaulah Memang, Tak Mungkin Aku Tertarik, Kalaulah Sungguh, Tak Mungkin Aku MERASUK... " "Aduhai...

Haha.

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka akan menjalani ujian kesihatan di Amerika. Mereka dibawa dengan menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar. Ketika di udara, orang-orang gila itu terlalu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Kapten pesawat marah dan menyuruh co-pilotnya untuk menenangkan mereka. "Hoi! Bising sangat nie! Jangan main bola di dalam kapalterbang!!!" bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila tersebut.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-kelamaan, Kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk memeriksa keadaan di belakang. Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah mati! Orang gilanya tinggal 4 orang!!! "Hei, kamu semua! Kenapa tinggal 4 orang sahaja? Yang lain ke mana?"

"Habis... tak boleh main bola di dalam kapalterbang, jadi mereka main bola di luar la."
"HAH?! Habis tu kenapa kamu semua masih berada di dalam?"

"Kan kami nie pemain simpanan...".

Suatu hari 3 kanak-kanak berkumpul, mereka adalah anak kepada jutawan minyak yang kaya. Mereka bangga dengan kehebatan bapa mereka.

Budak 1 : "Wooi, korang tau tak bapak aku adalah raja minyak tanah!! Sekali gali tanah keluar minyaknya."

Budak 2 : "Alah! baru macam tu dah bising. Bapak aku adalah raja minyak kayu!! sekali tebang kayu keluar minyaknya."

Budak 3 : "Hah!! macam tu pun nak bangga ke... korang belum tau, bapak aku adalah raja minyak angin..!! Sekali buang angin keluar minyaknya."

Budak 1 Budak 2 : "??????"

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