Award Winning Jokes In UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg...

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United 1 Arsenal 0

Fitter. Harder. Faster. Stronger. United outfought and outclassed Arsenal on a European night to remember at Old Trafford. Yet the Reds take only a one-goal advantage to the Emirates Stadium next Tuesday, and the road to Rome is not as straightforward as it perhaps could have been.Sir Alex said before the game that he would happily take a 1-0 victory in this Champions League semi-final, first leg. And United can take heart from an outstanding display of vigour and verve. But after the mauling Arsenal...

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United 5 Spurs 2

Games at Old Trafford should come with a health warning and it should clearly state that visits are not for the faint-hearted.Having begun the month with a last-gasp victory over Aston Villa, the Reds ended it in similarly dramatic fashion after coming from two goals down to seal a stunning victory over Tottenham Hotspur which moved them three points clear of Liverpool at the top of the table.Darren Bent and Luca Modric had given the visitors a two-goal lead at half-time, but Sir Alex’s men stormed...

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Quran Found Dumped In Mangroves

A number of Quran was found dumped in the mangroves near Kampong Tumasek this afternoon by a group of teenagers who went sightseeing around Kampong Ayer. They enter a small river where it leads to the Quran dumpsite. There were about 15 units of Mushaf Brunei Darussalam found lying on the ground beside other Qurans. By looking their conditions, the Qurans has been disposed there for a long time. The disposal of Qurans and other religious books should be done properly such as burning and burying....

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United 2 Portsmouth 0

Another nervous evening's work at Old Trafford, but goals at either end of the 90 minutes from Wayne Rooney and Michael Carrick gave United three points against Portsmouth, putting clear daylight between champions and challengers in the Premier League title race.A procession of chances came and went in-between the two strikes, meaning much of the evening made uncomfortable viewing even though United - and in particular the front pairing of Rooney and Ryan Giggs - often had Portsmouth chasing shadows.After...

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World Gr8st Inventor

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United 0 Everton 0 (2-4 on pens)

United are out of the FA Cup after a brave semi-final showing from a very young Reds team, losing 4-2 on penalty kicks at Wembley.Ironically, it was Phil Jagielka, the man whose foul should have given United a second-half penalty, who scored the winning spot-kick after the two teams could not be separated in 120 minutes of entertaining football. It's Sir Alex's first FA Cup semi-final defeat and ends the chance of an unprecedented quintuple. However, Sir Alex's team selection suggests he has his...

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Ringtones4You Volume 9

1.Sheila On 7 - Cut Sahabat Sejati2.Gigi - Cut Sahur Tiba3.Nadia - Cut Salam Buat Kekasih4.Antique - Cut Satu Bintang5.Agnes Monica - Cut Tanpa Kekasih6.Kotak Band - Cut Terbang7.Ari Lasso - Cut Tuhan Kau Tahu8.Kangen Band - Cut Usai Sudah9.Kangen Band - Cut Usai Sudah 110.Mulan Jameela - Cut Wonder Woman11.Nindy - Cut Cinta Cuma Satu12.D'Masiv - Cut Cinta Sampai Disini13.Opick - Cut Cinta Setulus Jiwa14.Hijau Daun - Cut Cobalah15.Potret - Cut Apa Harus Putus Dulu16.Intan RJ - Cut Apalagi17.Cynthia...

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Ringtones4You Volume 8

1.Letto - Cut Ruang Rindu2.Kerispatih - Cut Kejujuran Hati3.Ungu - Cut Kekasih Gelapku4.Monita - Cut Kekasih Sejati5.Kertas - Cut Kekasih Yang Tak Dianggap6.Warna - Cut Kisah Terindah7.Ussy - Cut Klik8.Romance - Cut Ku Ingin Kamu9.Romance - Cut Ku Ingin Kamu 110.Kenny, Remy & Martin - Cut Ku Petik Bintang Bintang11.Yovie & Nuno - Cut Ku Tak Suka Lagu Ini12.Anuar Zain - Cut Lelaki Ini13.BBB - Cut Let's Dance Together14.Mulan Jameela - Cut Makhluk Tuhan Yang Paling Seksi15.Peterpan - Cut Menghapus...

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Ringtones4You Volume 7

1.Kangen Band - Cut Doy2.Gita Gutawa Ft Dafi - Cut Dua Hati Jadi Satu3.Titi Dj - Cut Galau4.Dewi Dewi - Cut Elang5.Jinbara - Cut Farhana6.Sweet September - Cut Hatiku Kau Guris Luka7.Nidji - Cut Heaven8.Samsons - Cut Hey Gadis9.Intan Nuraini - Cut Gubrak10.Laksamana - Cut Gugurnya Bunga Cinta11.Repvblik - Cut Hanya Ingin Kau Tahu12.Lela - Cut Harapan13.BBB - Cut Jangan Bilang Tidak14.Ungu - Cut Ijinkan Aku15.Maia - Cut Ingat Kamu16.Astrid - Cut Jadikan AKu Yang Kedua17.Vagetoz - Cut Kehadiranmu18.Spin...

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Ringtones4You Volume 6

1.Melly Goeslaw Ft Deddy Mizwar - Cut Apa Kata Dunia2.Rossa - Cut Atas Nama Cinta3.Utopia - Cut Benci4.Utopia - Cut Benci (Ballad)5.Sonia - Cut Benci Ku Sangka Sayang6.Vagetoz - Cut Betapa Aku Mencintaimu7.Eddy Silitonga - Cut Bukan Hidup Hanya Sehari8.Thomas - Cut Bunga9.Siti Nurhaliza - Cut Cahaya Cinta10.Ungu - Cut Cinta Dalam Hati11.Club 80's - Cut Cinta Dan Luka12.Anima - Cut Cinta Katakan Cinta13.Kahitna - Cut Cinta Sendiri14.Kangen Band - Cut Dengar Dan Rasakan15.Yovie And Nuno - Cut Dia...

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Porto 0 United 1

United will face Arsenal in an all-English Champions League semi-final, after the Reds became the first English team to beat Porto in the Estadio do Dragao.It took something special: a quite breathtaking 40-yard strike from Cristiano Ronaldo which, allied to a first clean sheet in six games, took the holders into the final four. Indeed, it would have been the Reds' defensive resolve which would have pleased Sir Alex Ferguson most, as the return of Rio Ferdinand brought an assuredness to the champions...

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Cinta Fitri Season 3 Episode 150 (Last Episode)

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Sunderland 1 United 2

A week ago, few outside of Old Trafford had heard of Kiko Macheda. After two vital winners in the space of six days, however, the 17-year-old Italian has been catapulted into a starring role in United's ongoing Premier League title defence.While last Sunday's winner against Aston Villa was a piece of last-gasp artistry, this input at the Stadium of Light had a touch of fortune about it, but it was still enough to procure three priceless points after Kenwyne Jones had cancelled out Paul Scholes'...

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